Jump on the back of a complete stranger and ride him/her like a pony. Bonus points: Shout “Heigh-ho, Silver!” and spur ‘em just below the ribs. Even more bonus points: Shove a bridle in their face and feed them oats.Tip attractive women on the streets like they were exotic dancers. Bonus points: Shove a couple of singles into their pants. Even more bonus points: Do it while holding the money in your teeth.
When a homeless person asks to bum a cigarette from you, take out your pack, open it and sling all of your cigarettes into the persons face while shouting, “Tobacco kills!” Bonus points: Once he has your cigarettes, offer him a light and then set him on fire.
Approach people on the street, handkerchief in hand, offering to let them blow their nose. If they refuse, blow your nose and give them the handkerchief to hold on to for safekeeping.While walking an elderly lady across the street, get halfway into the intersection and then fake a grand mal seizure. Bonus points: Actually have a grand mal seizure.
Shovel sidewalks … in the middle of the summer. Demand to be paid.
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