
Many of us are too stubborn and set in our ways to accept the fact that we don't know everything. I, for one, have always known that I don't know everything. In fact, it's one of the few things I do know ... hence the reason it's so easy to accept not knowing everything. One thing I do know how to do, though, is run a paragraph into a circle. Much like this one. And I'm too stubborn and set in my ways to stop writing in this "circular-and-going-no-where" method of mine. I know that. I accept it. You, on the other hand, should've just skipped this paragraph. Nothing was said.
I have learned a number of things recently ... some good, some bad ... and am taken aback by just how much I thought I knew. Here's a few example of things I have learned recently:

2) Christmas just seems different when it's 75 degrees and sunny out. Instead of curling around a fire with a hot cup of cocoa you find yourself sitting in a recliner without a shirt on drinking iced tea. That's not very Christmas-y, now is it?
3) I have never been one for "business casual" dress and am ill-prepared for it.
4) Trucks are cool. I don't care who you are, trucks are cool.

6) We are more dependent upon electricity than we realize. Try going a week with no electricity. You can't do much of anything.
7) That little lizard is right! Geico does have the best auto insurance rates.
8) Kidneys are funky little organs. Did you know that when your kidneys start to fail that you retain fluids ... thus putting on weight? I had always assumed that every illness eventually resulted in weight loss. Not so kidney failure. Weird, huh?
9) VH1 Classic is, by far, the best network on cable television.

Maybe I should go back to school ... ?
1 comment:
omg!!! phenazopyridine!!!
When you met me I was taking mittfuls of that stuff. I have to tell you - goes in purple, comes out red-orange - freaked me the F#%$^ out. Given that I had just pissed blood for a day...which is why I prescribed the stuff in the first place....I nearly ran down the street the emergency room half dressed.
To this day if I have to describe the drug and I forget the name, I say "goes in purple, comes out orange"...and they all know exactly what I mean.
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